chimeracorp:

araxoolie:

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

cakejam:

“just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

deonsraw:

I’m sexually attracted to $100 bills

oddmoderator:

chchchcheckitouttt:

nerdyteaparty:

snorlaxatives:

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this